borderlinereminders:

borderlinereminders:

Please stop attacking the past versions of you. They were doing their best at the time and they got you here. It’s amazing how much progress you’ve made and how much you’ve grown but please don’t think your past self lacked worth in any way.

This post reminds me of the good honestly.

There’s a version of this post going around that was a big derailment. Someone turned it into a joke. And I’m not mad at them. It was funny and I get that’s how the internet works. Especially tumblr. But it made me feel kind of sad for some reason. That’s not really on anyone else. But I did express feeling a bit sad about it. And while that version is still spreading a lot, a lot of people made efforts to reblog the original to try and spread that version because I was upset. It may seem like a small gesture but it means the world to me.

I don’t know. It’s a small thing but it makes me feel good. So I wanted to post a reminder that even those little things you do matter. They’re noticed. And appreciated.

cirquedugrotesque:

titaness-of-oracles:

titaness-of-oracles:

So I made a cw: ianthe tridentarius cross stitch pattern

Here’s the pattern for anyone who would like to make their own version (also feel free to make changes, just credit me)

dingdongyouarewrong:

this idiot doesn’t even know about the homestuck dark baby

unfilstrofco:

Me, while watching a critically acclaimed film that was well received by audiences: why did no one tell me this film was so good

mewwon:

If you work a tipped job literally make up a silly name for yourself and people will think you’re so much more charismatic and personable for the exact same service. People are soo much nicer and tip me better when I say my names Melon. They fucking love it all I gotta say is yup that’s my real name. my parents are huge hippies. I know fucking insane right. Fucking stupid. With a straight face and especially the old people they have to fan themselves they get so excited

gotta-get-that-pma:

badjokesbyjeff:

A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Not aware that 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. The boy now has company.

Boy: ‟Dark in here.”
Man: ‟Yes it is.”
Boy: ‟I have a baseball.”
Man: ‟That’s nice.”
Boy: ‟Want to buy it?”
Man: ‟No, thanks.”
Boy: ‟That’s my dad outside.”
Man: ‟How much did you say the baseball was again?”
Boy: ‟$250.”

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom’s lover are in the closet together.

Boy: ‟Dark in here.”
Man: ‟Yes, it is..”
Boy: ‟I have a baseball glove.”
Man: ‟That’s nice.”
Boy: ‟Want to buy it?”
Man: ‟No, thanks.”
Boy: ‟I think I just remembered something I needed to tell my dad.”
Man: ‟How much did you say the glove was again?”
Boy: ‟$750.”
Man: ‟Fine.”

A few days later, the father says to the boy, ‟Grab your glove. Let’s go outside and toss the baseball!”
The boy says, ‟I can’t. I sold them.”
The father asks, ‟How much did you sell them for?”
The son says, ‟$1,000.”
The father says, ‟It’s terrible to over-charge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I’m going to take you to church and make you confess.”

They go to church and the father alerts the priest and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.

The boy says, ‟Dark in here.”
The priest says, ‟Do not start that shit again.”

JEFF WE TALKED ABOUT THIS

bgm05:

my favorite dril thing is when he’ll just RT something from an account that hasn’t posted in six years and it’s clear he just came up with a stupid @ and checked to see if anyone had it

hopepunk-humanity:

Maggie the poet