The Best of the Worst 90s Fashion
im so fucking stoked about this post
i want someone to be very vague about a commission request so i can just draw their character in clothes like these
"Fashion" of my childhood.
current mood: pikachu but without ears/tail/arms
what th e he ll that is hor ri fying
every time you insult pikachu i remove one distinct feature
whAT IS GOING ON
IT’S GOING TO END UP BEING A YELLOW BLLOB
I AM SCREWAMING
one more time and it sgonan be the yellow blob i swear im gonna
A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE HAD A PEN
i feel like this is a clue as to why a raven is like a writing desk
This is a group project and I am not sure what to do. I am just editing structure and trying to make it sound better. Research is hard for me. I don’t want to do surface scanning, nor do I want to just dig obscure points out of context. I don’t know anymore.
Anna and Kristoff <3
sexism is the fact that when I went into the men’s section at target to look at t-shirts a twentysomething 5’ 3” neckbeard in a yoda shirt walked up to me and asked me “have you even seen star wars?”
"well, you know, sorry but you don’t look like the type of girl who’s into that kind of thing. besides, the girl’s shirts are over there. are you buying a shirt to impress, uh, your boyfriend?"
at which point I very gently folded and set down down the millenium falcon shirt i’d been holding and looked him right in his bespectacled eyes and very softly went “at the age of seven, I saw Return of the Jedi on TV. my cousin had all three original films. i watched them at his house. i watched The Phantom Menace and managed to live through the hell that was Jar Jar Binks. i stole my brothers’ plastic lightsabers on a regular basis. I saw Attack of the Clones in theaters. I painted my face like Padme Amidala, or, if you’d like to use her birth name, Padme Naberrie, all the damn time. my mom yelled at me for wasting her lipstick. I read all the shitty franchise YA novels I could get my hands on. I know who Siri Tachi is. I know who Mara Jade is. I know about Tahl and Qui-Gon Jinn. I wrote fanfiction on the school computer and got in trouble multiple times for it. I am over here and not in the girls’ section because I want to buy a god damn Star Wars shirt, not a Disney dvd cover screenprinted onto a shirt that’s too thin and rides up in the armpits.”
at this point he’s like backing away but i was not done no sir
“and i do not have a boyfriend. i fuck who i want, when i want, which is likely more than you’re getting. and the guy im sleeping with now enjoys post coital talk about nuclear fission and the periodic table of elements and Tolkien. also don’t even get me started on tolkien because i will literally talk your ear off about the social stratification differences between races and I will do half of it in sindarin elvish, le ion-e-balrog thaur. and let me make one thing abundantly clear: there is no way in hell I would actively try to impress someone like you.”
he left me alone after that
I think this is it.
I think this is my favorite post on tumblr.
#god fuckin bless#MOFFAT WE DO NOT CARE FOR YOUR DOCTOR-ORIENTED SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE CHARACTERS OKAY#NORMAL PEOPLE HAVE BEEN RUNNING AROUND WITH THE DOCTOR FOR AGES#AND BEING SPECIAL JUST BECAUSE THEY WERE THEMSELVES IS WHAT MADE US LOVE THEM#WE COULD RELATE TO THEM#AND AS MUCH AS I LOVE AMY AND RORY THE LOVE TRIANGLE BIT WAS A REALLY LAME CHARACTER ARC SORRY#YOU COULDA SKIPPED RIGHT PAST AMY HAVING TO OVERCOME HER ATTRACTION TO THE DOCTOR TO HER BEING A BAMF BUT NOPE#I’M GONNA CALL BULLSHIT ON THAT ONE#AND WE DON’T GET TO KNOW CLARA REALLY #BECAUSE SHE KEEPS DYING#SHE HAS ZERO BACKSTORY BESIDES A LEAF #AND SOUFFLES#AND I CAN FEEL HER POTENTIAL GREATNESS#AND MOFFAT JUST KEEPS SQUASHING IT BY KILLING HER#WE DON’T GET TO KNOW CLARA WE GET TO KNOW THAT SHE WAS BORN FOR THE DOCTOR AND DIES FOR THE DOCTOR JUST LIKE RIVER#RIVER WHO WAS GREAT BUT DIDN’T GET A LIFE#SHE GOT DOCTOR-KILLING TRAINING CAMP#AND THEN GOING OPPOSITE WAYS THROUGH THE TIMELINE WITH THE DOCTOR#AND KILLING THE DOCTOR #LONG TAGS SHORT FUCK YOU MOFFAT#YOU CAN WRITE A DECENT MONSTER BECAUSE MONSTERS AREN’T SUPPOSED TO HAVE EMOTIONS OR LIVES OR STORIES#THEY DON’T HAVE PERSONALITIES #COMPANIONS DO #THE DOCTOR DOES#AND THE SHOW DESERVES A BETTER HEAD WRITER THAN YOU (tags via the-fandoms-are-2spooky)
HAVE YOU EVEN FUCKING WATCHED 7B? THE WHOLE POINT OF CLARA IS THAT SHE IS NOTHING OUT OF THE ORDINARY BUT MAKES A CHOICE TO SAVE HER FRIEND AND THEN GETS SPLATTERED AND APPEARS IN DIFFERENT POINTS IN TIME JESUS FUCKING CHRSIT SHE DOESN’T FLY WITH THE DOCTOR FULL TIME NO THEY GO OUT ONCE A WEEK AND SHE LIVES HER NORMAL LIFE AND EVERY WEDNESDAY THEY GO ON AN ADVENTURE. AND FUCKING RIVER WAS JUST CASUALLY CONCEIVED IN THE TARDIS AND THEN STOLEN AND MADE INTO A WEAPON TO KILL THE DOCTOR BUT SHE OVERCAME THAT AND WENT ON AND HAD HER OWN LIFE AND EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE SHE WENT AND CONFUSED THE DOCTOR LITERALLY NO LIFE REVOLVES AROUND HIM EXCEPT ROSES AND SHE WAS WrITTEN BY RTD NOW STOP HATING ON MOFFAT BECAUSE MOFFAT IS FAB JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
both make good points now i’m confused
It kind of is as it is at this point. Writers can only present the story as best they know how.
LOOK AT ALL THE EMOTIONS
I literally didnt recognize her
i only knew it was her because of the start of the shhh shhh and the fascinating gif…
It’s almost like the character makes a difference. It’s almost like Bella Swan is a terribly written and completely flat character and no actress could have believably put emotion into her portrayal with the lines and motivations they were given. It’s almost like when she’s given a decent character she can give a great performance. IT’S ALMOST LIKE SHE’S AN ACTRESS.
This serves as your periodic reminder that this is a Kristen Stewart appreciation blog and haters to the left.
I live a Kristen Stewart appreciation life.